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Hello, my hard-working, fat-burning Chunksters.
I know it has been a few days since the last post, but we have been working hard, trying to keep my fatness in check. I have some great news and some bad news, for this 
installment.
The good news first, as sometimes it is ok to eat your dessert first, if it looks good enough. Here goes.
I did my weight-in on Thursday and, to my shock and awe, I am down to 245.9. That is a grand total of 14.1 lbs. lost in the first 23 days of this Chuck the Chunk on the Road to Dad 2.0 weight-loss challenge. We are rolling, (pun-kind-of-intended).
I must say… After reading my weight on the scale, I was so belly punching my inner fat-guy, running around him, going: ” I am kicking your buuutt !!! I am kicking your buuuuuuutt !!!”
And, yes, I may have wiener punched him and ran off at the end of my Ali-fight dance, as he is bigger then me now.
When I first started this, I would have been content with a 14 lbs. weight-loss. Now that I am doing it (and trucking-along: pun totally intended there), I see that I can do this. And so…
The bad news… Well, that is for my inner and outer fatness. Playtime is over. I am going to smack your bulbous hind end all over the fictional schoolyard in my head, and give you a fat-reducing wedgie, and maybe a power bomb to my more then generous mid-section.
This is war and we are on the beach-head. We have our foothold and we will be marching up your backside. (Sorry, I watched Saving Private Ryan last night).
So, on that note my fellow Chunksters, I will end this post. Until the next one, stay sweaty my friends.
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